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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1818 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Crops Grown: | 1816 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
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