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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8114 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8800 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
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