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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7798 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.
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