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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6214 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.
And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!