Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
Buildings Constructed: 21 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Gods Slained: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Animals Bred: 43 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6163 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Runes Activated: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 New Chunks Explored: 998555
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 817287 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

    CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!
    Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Emeralds Found: 6033
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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