Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Towns Built:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	441	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	7223
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2327
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1250	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!