Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Animals Bred:	98
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Items Found:	6612

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	181	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	182
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mines Excavated:	3451	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Potions Brewed:	194
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3763	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	279	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.