Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Location: North America, but we welcome players from all over. Version: Running 1.2, but clients running 1.18.2 and older are supported Platform: Java and bedrock players are supported! Server IP: crystalcove.mcserver.usWe are a new server with a fresh new world. We are primarily a vanilla server but we do have minimal QOL plugins as well as some fun plugins such as mob and player drop heads.We host various types of events such as – PVP Battles, Build Competitions, Hide & Seek, with many more to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	2338
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SMP Server with nice pluginsThe economy is community driven, with a variety of ways to earn money. You can kill powerful mobs, set up shops or getting loot crates while farmingTo enhance the gameplay, we offer special abilities with AureliumSkills and there are over 200+ custom enchantments available.Players are also able to rank up, in game, using the economy to gain access to new commands and perks.– NO P2W Stuff – Vanilla Overhaul & 900+ Advancements – Custom World generation for the Overworld, Nether and the End – Create your own Kingdom with Towny – Be the most powerful Player at the Server 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	699	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	277839	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7780	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Emeralds Found:	7128
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mines Excavated:	4171
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Dragon Eggs Found:	7060
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6203
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mines Excavated:	3597	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.