Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2898	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5023	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Farms Harvested:	447
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6171	Runes Activated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.