Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Crops Grown:	7301
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crops Grown:	1182
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2018
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3909	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Mixed Survival and MMORPG Server! Friendly Players, Custom Features! RPG + Quests + Magic Items + Dungeons + Guilds! Custom modeled – Items, Blocks, Pets, and Mobs! Balanced economy with Player Shops & Auction House! All on a Minecraft Java 1.8 – 1.16.3 SURVIVAL Server! Join us – Start your adventure now! IP: PLAY.LLREDUX.XYZ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	151	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchantments Applied:	274	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9877
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	756543
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	9262
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	New Chunks Explored:	716472
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	182	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	8792

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.