Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	199
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeValley

Survival

Hey everyone! Are you tired of playing on servers that give an unfair advantage to those who pay? Look no further than PokeValley! Our incredible Cobblemon server has opened it’s doors to anyone looking for a mighty adventure and we’re so excited to invite you to join our growing community! Here are just a few of the features you can expect: – Player-run Gyms, Elite Four & Champion – PokeDex rank rewards – Tournaments and other community events Note that the Overworld border will be increased by 5k with every new Cobblemon structure update. This could also include one of the other dimensions depending on the update.We do not have a way to buy anything on our server besides of a Vip rank that gives you access to /nick.While we strive to maintain a vanilla experience, we do have some quality of life features like /tpa, /home, /rtp, and more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	88	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KotB-MC is a hybrid PvE & PvP server, Survival Multiplayer at its best!Create a Kingdom of your own using the Kingdoms plugin!Will you choose to be a pacifist Kingdom? Focusing on farming and building? Or will you be an aggressor, forming powerful alliances to conquer the server? The world is yours for the taking!– Fight in the MobArena, defeating waves of mobs for cash and glory! – Join one of 5 custom Jobs and level up for access to unique & powerful rewards! – Become rich! Open your own shop and complete daily quests! – Race to valuable AirDrops and be prepared to fight for them! – Place bounties on other players and hunt them down! No P2W here – Free VIP rank just by voting for the server!! We also have LootBoxes, mcMMO, Events, and a fully working redstone Casino! Come check us out!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	66	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!