Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Players Killed by Monsters:	3401	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4332	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	888
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mines Excavated:	3647

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Void Armor Forged:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	34102	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nomercymc

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magic Items Found:	5485	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	67	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	3388	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.