Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3702	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2972
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Potions Brewed:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimension Hops:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7323	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Void Gems Collected:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crops Grown:	2080
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5016
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!