Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	87

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Riotcraft

RiotCraft is a popular minecraft server, founded in march 2012, welcomes people of all ages. We have a thriving friendly community of players as well as a hard working set of staff that ensure help is given when needed. We run 24/7 and have multiple worlds, including survival, factions and creative! So whatever style of play you prefer, we will be sure to accomadate it!

Plugins – Anti-share, border guard, chest shop, essentials, factions, group manager, mob arena, multiverse, portals, nocheat, npc village creator, noweather, playerheads, worldedit, world guard, zavauto messenger, iconomy, mcmmo, coloured signs.

There are numerous towns on the server, including the main city ‘Kimmiewood’, which can accomadate you with your very own plot where you can build whatever you like on there! We have a shop which supplies almost every item in the game, where you can sell and buy. We also provide a factions world, for the users who love a bit of a challenge. You can create bases here with friends, prepare for battle and become victorious and powerful if you play well.

We host a variety of events on the server, including giveaways, building competitions, trivias and much more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chilltown | 1.20.2 | MMO Survival | Tree Feller | Professions | Levels | Custom world

Awesome, Community, Griefprevention, Lands, Survival

Welcome to ChillTown!

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal.

Java Edition IP: pmc.Chilltown.eu

Custom World Generation

Seasons with temperature

Custom Mobs

Professions & Levels

Custom Weapons

Land Claiming

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ProsperCraft Network

This server network will be up for years so no concern about the server owner getting board and closing it.

1.5.1, Skyblock, Freebuild, Plotworld, Mobarena, New, Survival, No Whitelist, PVE, PVP factions and PVP vanilla, Economy, Events, Factions, Swim, Vanilla, Hunger Games!, Creative Free build.

Survival with plugins server-

Swim Server-

Amusement Parks!

Factions PVP Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TrinityMC

Survival|Creative|Multiverse|MCMMO|GreifProtection

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3398	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!