Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MildSeven FFA Community

Do you wonder what kind of server we host ?

The answer is pretty simple, we have no ‘type’ of gaming on our Minecraft server.

You can be a strong miner, a builder, a PvP, PvE guy, or a roleplayer if you wish. We use the term “Free For All” and “Community” on purpose.

Once your faction (guild) created, you will be able to disable or enable PvP and monsters in the area you claimed.

Buy stuff from other player stores, create your own.

Our view of gaming permits our players to be fully autonomous and enjoy the Minecraft the way THEY like.

Please check out our plugin list to have a full overview of what you can do in-game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EpriMC

Survival

< 2019-09-08: ALL INFO ON THIS PAGE ARE OLD, WE'RE IN PROGRESS OF RETURNING >

Current minigames:[RELEASED20THJULY[RELEASED20THJULY – spliff – hunger games(will be released later) – kit pvp About our plugins: – LWC to protect signs/chests/doors – Own region protections powered by AreaProtect – Logblock is to track players and rollback griefers – Buycraft handles donations ( /donate command) – FloAuction for player ran economy using auction system Ofcourse we got many other cool plugins but they arent so important

Server is completely ran just by donations. To help us pay for the server computer(s) you can donate at http://eprimc.buycraft.net/ .

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VitalFactions

Please Join!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Rising Hero

This is server is made for the Rising Hero in you! Ride dragons and pvp. Also there is an economy, where you can eventually become rich!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BozzPvP¨1.5!

welcome to the brand new server, BozzPvP have a good time 🙂 the server is made by detail but if u find any but just report it to any staff on the server and it will be fixed! Plugins we want u to know on our server: Chestshop (we have fixed dupe) Essentials this server is now 1.5!!! McMmo GroupManager Factions MCBans PlayerHeads

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineNerds 1.4.7

Welcome to MineNerds! We have factions and Mcmmo it makes a great combination you can grief, raid, steal, and PVP! Bring friends to get diamonds! This server has 15 slots and is 24/7 it is hosted by Beastnode! We also have Mob Arena!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OGPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Hi guys! I am Matt, the owner of OG, and I am here to give you guys a brief explanation of what our server is about..I know this is probably cheesy, and many servers/server owners say this, but OG is truly about the players. When you log in, you will see all the staff hard at work helping all the players who have questions, simple or hard. You will see the owner (me) hard at work building, adding new cool features to the server, or also helping players. And you will see players pvping, yelling at each other (in a competitive way), and people throwing items at each other (normally dirt).

Plugins include things such as: Matt Crypto- a crypto currency plugin Jetpacks – Jetpacks fly endlessly 😀 Factions – (we all know what this) 1v1s – A custom plugin that allows multiple 1v1’s to happen in the same arena, and allow for spectators to see all fights. And various other showy and/or functional plugins!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2460	Buildings Constructed:	50

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DAScraft

Features: Survival Hunger Games COD style zombies Factions

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.