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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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