so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

    CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius
    come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

    imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

    so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 561666 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

    ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

    LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 142 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Potions Brewed: 102 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8415 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

    NoHubbyNoPartyCraft
    Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

    So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

    Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

    So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 33

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

    CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

    WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server
    so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

    MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!
    lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Emeralds Found: 1835
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

    Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

    WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

    PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Emeralds Found: 7144

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

    Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoPipeNoNeighbor

    NoPipeNoNeighbor
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

    But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

    With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Enchantments Applied: 201 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

    TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP
    When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

    But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • FunCraft2021

    FunCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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