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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7494 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server and experience the most wild and wacky adventures you can imagine!
we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the land of flying pigs and dancing chickens. don’t worry, they’re all trained professionals.
our staff members are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes as long as one of them involves building a giant statue of them in the middle of spawn.
we also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine. trust us, you’ve never seen zombies bust a move like this before.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a minecraft experience like no other. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
