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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 848 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Animals Bred: | 137 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.
so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.