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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7141 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.
so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.