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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5337 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.
so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.