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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 730 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4916 |
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