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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7567 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!