NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magic Items Found:	5699
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2904	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2769
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	377	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	9547
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	178
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mines Excavated:	1861	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1178
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	80
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	189	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	975	Rune Stones Activated:	5

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz