NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Void Armor Forged:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7781
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magic Items Found:	2774	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ores Mined:	8185	Buildings Constructed:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1958	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7093	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	1339

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mines Excavated:	1347

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	6219
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5477	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

pokeleague.net