NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ores Mined:	5684
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crops Grown:	9826	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Villages Defended:	11
New Chunks Explored:	973556	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crops Grown:	4599
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1128	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	191
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ores Mined:	2354	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Farms Harvested:	338
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4092	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	967	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	196092

pokeleague.net