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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4260 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4332 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.
And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.
So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!