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> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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⚪️ — Free donation!

⚫ — Custom crafts and items!

⚪️ – Buyers!

⚫ — Clans!

⚪️ — Titles and ranks!

⚫ — Events!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

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Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).

And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky group of players anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Disco Code Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Buildings Constructed:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1