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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1062 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Lol, no way bro! But trust me, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Why? Because the admins are like unicorns who fart rainbows and the players are all secretly ninja cats in disguise.
You’ll never be bored on this server because there are so many mini-games to play, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a flaming potato before it explodes. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour.
Plus, the in-game currency is actually chocolate coins that you can use to buy magical flying pigs as mounts. And did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs?
So forget about dkoldies and come join this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).
