my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	120
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, Architects, aurelia, Battles, Biomes, Builder, building, Character, Community, contributions, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, landscapes, Minecraft, Myrdia, player, PRETEND, Reallife, Skills, smp, strategy, Structures, warrior

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SuperCraftyHeroes

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4446	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Villages Defended:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	4