my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

CraftyParentz

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Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4582	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5642	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	300
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

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Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	663897	Dimension Hops:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	90
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	712
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

War Projector Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Void Gems Collected:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BabySwap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9773	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WeddingDressCosplayWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	7005

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1