my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	620	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6501	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	2292
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1104
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9450
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4456	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Dragon Eggs Found:	9653

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	202134	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crops Grown:	1339

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.