my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2707
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	169	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9310	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	5306
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8881	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8420	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4276	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Animals Bred:	89	Players Killed by Monsters:	1642
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crops Grown:	8841	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	208
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4141
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	65
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.