my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Farms Harvested:	873	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4777	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5876
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Enchantments Applied:	198
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	961066
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7311
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crops Grown:	9586
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	697262	Enchantments Applied:	58
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.