my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	75
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Animals Bred:	76	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	1394
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7107	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2572
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	211	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Farms Harvested:	669	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	252	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5272
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	New Chunks Explored:	313868
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”