my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	120
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Emeralds Found:	4362	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8228	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Star Shards Collected:	69	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	133
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3779
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.