my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Alien Abductions:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	4185	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Towns Built:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	875

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!