My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9905	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

play.blackmt.nl

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

play.clubkhmer.com

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

play.kingdomconquestmc.com

seichi.click network

Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

play.seichi.click

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

survival.playetherea.net

ArCraft

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	593212	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Welcome to AR Craft, the Minecraft server that takes the survival experience to a new level! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of challenges, where survival is the key to achieving greatness. At AR Craft, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the excitement of survival mode with efficient yet balanced protections.

Our server is designed for those looking for the true essence of Minecraft, where every resource counts and every decision affects your adventure. Short but effective protection ensures that your buildings are safe, allowing you to focus on exploring, trading, and fighting environmental challenges.

Highlighted Features of AR Craft:

1. **Strategic Protections:** Enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that your buildings are protected without compromising the excitement of the game. Our protections are designed to balance security and competition, encouraging interaction between players.

2. **Dynamic Economy:** Participate in a thriving economic system where you can trade with other players, establish shops and accumulate wealth. Build your empire from scratch and become the most successful trader!

3. **Epic Events:** Immerse yourself in periodic events that will challenge your skills and strategies. From boss raids to player-to-player competitions, there’s always something exciting on the horizon.

4. **Active Community:** Join a friendly and active community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and participate in community events to strengthen ties within the server.

AR Craft is more than just a Minecraft server; It is a dynamic world full of possibilities where your adventure takes shape. Get ready to face challenges, forge alliances, and build your legacy in AR Craft! Survival awaits you!

arcraft.lat

Volcanic Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment. Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner. The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!

play.volcaniccraft.com

QSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	1109
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.

One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.

But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.

Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!

join.qsmp.net

CarsonCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	422
Buildings Constructed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mines Excavated:	1080
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!

carsoncraft.havocdns.com

Minemass

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5107	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Emeralds Found:	415	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!

Join our community, lead the top lists!

English: If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!

play.minemass.hu

Cookies And Cream Hype

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Brand new server! Come join the fun Minecraft adventure that is Cookies And Cream Hype!

We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us. Apply on our discord server :]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KgGw8jUXGt Server IP: mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com Version : 1.19.4 (Java)

mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com

Cyberius

Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Farms Harvested:	690	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	80
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

¡Bienvenid@s a Cyberius! IP: play.tecnius.net Technical survival server, latest version of Java AND Bedrock, community focused for NON premium and premium. There are great new items and dynamics that will make your experience special! The optional Texturepack includes custom skins, new items and mobs. You’ll also find Dungeons with special bosses, unique items, and custom weapons! And we have creative world! The staff is very active, and is always working to fix any problem or question that arises. Don’t hesitate to talk to them! The community awaits you!

play.cyberius.lat

Fox Crafters Survival Moderno

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7257
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Votes:	9557
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	6545

Modality: Modern Survival, server made by people who want something different in the way it is played and shared among friends

play.fox-st.com

Spot Games

Bedwars, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Items Found:	1985	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to Spot Games! We have been providing fun for everyone for over 3 years, always bringing updates and improvements to ensure an even better gaming experience for everyone.

We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Skyblock, RankUP, FullPvP and more!

Our servers are available in versions 1.8 to 1.20

IP do servidor: spotgames.net IP Bedrock: mobile.spotgames.net Porta: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/spotgames Website: https://spotgames.net/

spotgames.net

CrypticMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Come join our server with constant updates bug fixes and more. Why should you join? well you will be on a survival race to become number 1. the server is active with good staff helping out where ever they can. we have custom plugins that make out server stand out. You earn reward for playing. This isn’t just your normal survival server here you can: – Do quests – Get jobs that pay – use a dark currency to get temp ranks and keys – Claim your land for protection. – Work together And so much more If any of that interests you come give us a look and even if it doesn’t still come check up out because we have something for everyone. CrypticMC!

play.crypticmc.net