My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Votes:	6576
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

WolfQueenOrigins.mc.gg:33247

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Love Letters Sent:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

dxrery.cyou

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

mc.lokapsos.es

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dimension Hops:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	962	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

combocraft.dk

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8738	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	209	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

mcs.oprealms.net

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	277664	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

aquamarine.mcserver.us

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5362	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

fantasycraft.lat

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Votes:	6705	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

mc.unnamecraft.com

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	293
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

minecraft.asgardserver.es:10004

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6646	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Love Letters Sent:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

horrorcraft.mc.gg

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

onepieceplayground.blockworlds.io

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	New Chunks Explored:	785139
Votes:	1946	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

mc.coopside.com

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

mcaustria.city:4449

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7782
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

phoxis.mcraft.pro

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4561

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

play.blackmt.nl