My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4325	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	6142

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

spielenmitherz.de

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	131	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

aeterna.vervara.net

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ores Mined:	7418	Dragons Tamed:	2
Votes:	8449	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1650
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

mcs.vanillarealms.com

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Towns Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

kingdomsandruins.com

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3200	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

supercraft.pro

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chimeras Created:	4

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

play.itheriomc.com

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Emeralds Found:	6343	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

play.scamcraft.nl

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Crops Grown:	9946	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

play.SaloonNetwork.com

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6312	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Emeralds Found:	9331	Farms Harvested:	503
New Chunks Explored:	856045	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

bleach.reimaginednetwork.net

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5158
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

mc.mythcraft.com

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3462	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

mc.waraccademy.com

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

marcloud.net

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

play.mc-ages.com

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	354494	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

mc.edenmine.eu

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.