My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

mc.the-bonfire.net

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crops Grown:	7434
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Potions Brewed:	150	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

play.hyperprison.org

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

34.79.150.0

BERRY MC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	3406
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7

BERRY MC Information Welcome to BERRY MC , this channel contains all the helpful information

What berrymc have in game

Custom Enchant Custom items Crates Lifesteal Prestige Economic Leaderboards Warp arena

Berrymc.falix.gg

Laa villa network

Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Votes:	6585	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

mc.laavilla.fun:25598

CrosslandX

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

play.crosslandx.co.uk

Project Z Sage

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	945
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Introduction: Hello, and welcome to Project Z Saga! Project Z Saga (PZS) is an immersive, Minecraft vanilla, MMORPG server currently in development, based on the world famous franchise, “Dragon Ball”, created by the legendary mangaka, Akira Toriyama. Unique in its own right, it provides a wide variety of quests following its own custom storyline, ranging from action filled, challenging PvE with distinctive combat mechanics, vast exploration, mental challenges, server-wide events and more to be discovered! By allowing you to create your own character and playstyle, we encourage you to explore the world and forge your own story! Choose your race, equip your strongest techniques, and grow in power to become the strongest fighter!

– Interactive 3D Animated Mobs! – Custom 3D Resource Pack! – A plethora of unique Races with exclusive Racial abilities! – Dedicated Staff Team – Interactive PvP & PvE! – And more to be added!

We post sneak-peeks every now and then in the Discord server, and provide crucial information there, so make sure to join to stay up to date with the server, We hope to see you soon in the world of PZS!Discord: https://discord.gg/PDgpnwRky5Website: Coming Soon!

play.theprojectzsaga.com

Qhueebie x Unversix

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Farms Harvested:	831	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix.

play.qhueebie.xyz

Historia SMP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	281290	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Buildings Constructed:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

THE HISTORIA SMP- What is Historia SMP? Historia is a nations SMP with an aspect on World Building , Wars , Fantasy and as the name suggests, History. In the Historia SMP, You can be anyone! Be it a barbaric Orc, a tiny Dwarf or a swift Elf! But thats not all! You can also create your own Nation, connecting multiple towns into one big entity, working together to create history, thrive, and go to war! With TRULY endless lore possibilities to create and explore, anyone can start an empire in the Historia SMP!

play.historiasmp.xyz:25623

Blocklands

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to Blocklands! We have a 1:500 recreation of the Earth that you can play Survival on, as well as a new gamemode called Oneblock! Vehicles, custom resource pack, custom enchants, and more! Join now at “blocklands.org”

connect.blocklands.org

Skull Craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Ever wanted to play a lag free server with bedrock supported!!! Where you can join from 1.9 to 1.9.2? Yes this is the perfect server for you We offer lag free server with different modes and fun to play We also organize different events on discord Link- https://discord.gg/XmUbZjjfBu Don’t forget to join it Have a nice day!!

play.skullcraft.fun:19132

SMPEarth

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6717	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

SMPEarth (SMPE) was originally a private, whitelisted Minecraft server, featuring a custom-generated 1:3000 scale map of the Earth. It commenced on November 2019 and exclusive to a group of selected popular Minecraft creators and streamers such as WilburSoot, Technoblade, TommyInnit, CaptainSparklez, Ph1LzA and many more. In this survival multiplayer server, the players were given the chance to create factions, forge alliances and declare enemies between one another.

Now, following the footsteps of the creators server which had ended in April 2020, SMPE is now publicly accessible on Java Edition where anyone can join. Boasting a community of 7000+ members at the moment and 3 main servers to choose from and experience (casual towny, seige towny and factions), SMPE’s primary goal is to become the most advanced Earth server in Minecraft.

play.smpearth.com

HazardousMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crops Grown:	6612
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join today! IP: play.hazardousmc.com

play.hazardousmc.com

StarMc Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

play.starmcop.fun

Orbital Servers

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1

Our servers are currently in Early Beta Stages and are NOT P2W.

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/QgqyXRS6Zx

mc.orbitalservers.gg