My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

SolosSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

SolosSMP – A Vanilla SMP Minecraft Server

– Quality Life Tweaks – Special Abilities and Commands –

Allowed: Griefing, Raiding & PvP. Prohibited: Hacking & Cheating!

IP: SoloSMP.net Port: 25565 Java & Bedrock: 1.20.2+

DISCLAIMER: SolosSMP is an independent Minecraft Server, not endorsed or affiliated with Mojang or Microsoft.

solossmp.net

Modded Dimension

Creative, FTB, Survival Games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Explore a unique Minecraft experience with the ATM9 modpack, designed to rekindle the joy of exploration and teamwork. ATM9 is not just a game; it’s an adventure, enhancing Minecraft’s core with sophisticated mods for unforgettable journeys.

ATM9 unleashes creativity, with mods that expand the world’s magic, fostering unparalleled collaboration and innovation.

Our community thrives on nostalgia, offering a peaceful retreat where fun, relaxation, and memories of carefree days come to life. We prioritize a smooth, lag-free experience, ensuring your adventures are seamless and enjoyable.

ATM9 is more than a modpack; it’s a haven from the stress the real world blending nostalgia with modern conveniences.

atm9.moddedmc.us:25667

Centrel Games

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

The Centrel Games Minecraft Server is the home of MassivePvP, the gamemode which is around 10 years old, so, we decided to add it back, with a twist and new features.

The MassivePvP gamemode dates back to 2012, where players can get their gear, enchant, and fight in a big open outdoor arena! We have custom items, rewards and features to make this an amazing experience for all players!

We are a network of a bunch of cool games, so make sure to join our discord server to stay up to date!

mc.centrelgames.com

Winterscape

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	New Chunks Explored:	957464
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

BRAND NEW SERVER! Come join a growing community to play minecraft at it’s best. 1.19 loaded chunks, mostly vanilla gameplay. Custom textures will be coming in the future! The end will be opening soon, so come join and prepare to battle the fearsome ender dragon with your fellow server members!

play.winterscape.org

Horizon smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	95	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3623

This is a minecraft server on 1.20+ that you’ll be able to play on both java and bedrock edition on java edition the ip is play.horizonsmp.org and on bedrock the server adress is 45.85.88.66 and port 4009 The server is an economy and lifesteal server where you gain money and become the richest and gain hearts by killing people. The server also is about pvp since you have to gain hearts to survive you can also claim kits in the server Discord : https://discord.gg/zYas6TZhTu

play.horizonsmp.org

Chlebocraft

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

The nas The old minecraft server Chlebocraft has reopened. We focus on stable survival without unnecessary plugins.

So that you don’t get bored, you can also find events with various prizes, special events and much more.

The server is constantly evolving and we are looking for new ways to make the game more enjoyable for players. However, we pay attention to stability and quality, which we draw from player feedback, so that everything is to their satisfaction.

A great and nice community with a helpful admin team guaranteed.

Join us and enjoy the game, we look forward to seeing you! Don’t forget to join our discord so you don’t miss news and important announcements: https://discord.gg/MKf7FMapYj

mc.chlebocraft.cz

pine. MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

The official server of pine. Systems!

This server has:

Bedwars KitPvP Prison Skyblock Survival Events TnTRun and even… Bedrock Support!

Server Version is: 1.8-1.20

17.ip.gl.ply.gg:60270

Alpinita

Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mines Excavated:	2914
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Towny War server with rpg and missions, with many more things to entertain yourself on the server, and with all its modalities

alpinacraft.minecraft.casa:25598

PROJECTS turk survival sunucu

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	5904	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

IP: mc.projects.gg / Site: https://projects.gg/

To join Turkish Survival Server Gaia, just connect from version 1.20.4!

Download Minecraft: https://projects.gg/indir Join Discord » https://projects.gg/discord

mc.projects.gg

craftplex lifesteal

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	6393
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to the CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, where survival meets the supernatural in the most electrifying way possible!

Dive into a world where darkness and light collide, where every heartbeat resonates with the pulse of adventure. CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP is not just your average survival server; it’s a journey into the unknown, where players harness the power of lifesteal to conquer the most daunting challenges.

Picture yourself navigating through a landscape teeming with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and hidden treasures waiting to be unearthed. As you explore, you’ll encounter fellow adventurers, forging alliances and facing off against foes in epic battles for supremacy.

But here’s the twist: in CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, your survival isn’t just about avoiding danger—it’s about embracing it. With the power of lifesteal at your fingertips, every strike against your enemies fuels your vitality, turning the tide of battle in your favor.

Forge your path as a master of the dark arts or a beacon of light in a world shrouded in mystery. Build towering fortresses to defend against the forces of darkness or embark on daring raids to claim glory and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

With custom plugins and a vibrant community of adventurers, CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP offers endless possibilities for those brave enough to venture into its depths. Are you ready to embrace the darkness and become a legend in your own right? Join us on CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP and carve your legacy in the annals of history.

207.244.227.83

TobitopiaNet

Creative, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2459	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Magic Items Found:	7598	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runes Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mines Excavated:	2138
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

TobitopiaNet – Minigames Network [1.8 – 1.20]

INFORMATION ABOUT THE NETWORK: – We program 99.99% of the plugins ourselves – We currently have 25 games – We support English, German, Korean, Russian and 17 other languages

Tobitopia.net

Lunar Legends

Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to Lunar Legends, where Minecraft meets Modernization! Our Fabric modded server is all about enhancing the classic Minecraft experience with fresh, custom features. Designed by our talented development team, we aim to keep the gameplay feeling familiar while introducing exciting new elements each month. Explore our distinct dimensions, each offering unique landscapes and adventures, and hunt down our exclusive custom items scattered throughout the world. Join us on Lunar Legends and experience Minecraft in a whole new light, where the sky’s not the limit—it’s just the beginning.

192.99.38.208:25611

Goof Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	859486
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Goof Country is a single biome only server. Right now its dripstone caves. The biome changes every 1st and 15th of the month.

135.148.137.231:25698

Blossom Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

playblossom.net:25567

Horizons Reborned

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Animals Bred:	188	Love Letters Sent:	8

Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

horizons.sparked.network