My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	169
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	5449
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	938010	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ores Mined:	7945
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6997	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	504465

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	995
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	New Chunks Explored:	206981
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6925	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	785	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	15

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1474
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8696	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3604	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net