My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/400	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	172
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ores Mined:	9328	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ores Mined:	9625

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	790	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/900	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5415	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchantments Applied:	230	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	100
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	2092
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4819	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

play.dreamers.fun