My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchantments Applied:	198
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	194	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Votes:	9192
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	875527	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Emeralds Found:	613	Magical Moments Shared:	24

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	205
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5953

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Potions Brewed:	66	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Votes:	5595	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	462	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Void Gems Collected:	10

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Dragons Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9869
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crops Grown:	4268
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net