My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	229	Animals Bred:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	188	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	78	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Emeralds Found:	8890	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5588	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	240
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Towns Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3768
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Towns Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1789	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	4396	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Emeralds Found:	5444
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	150
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club