My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	5686

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	283	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3189	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2253
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Items Found:	3181	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5214	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	227
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Love Letters Sent:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	713	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	5050	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7113	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1428	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3187	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	226
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com