My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchantments Applied:	127	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Emeralds Found:	7311	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	1992	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	151	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Void Gems Collected:	36

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	823	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Emeralds Found:	7352
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	105	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

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SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Void Armor Forged:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net