My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Potions Brewed:	158

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	1230

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Towns Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6912	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5183
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	283484	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4650	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
New Chunks Explored:	857654	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchantments Applied:	170	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Items Found:	8106	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Enchantments Applied:	188	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net