My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Farms Harvested:	862	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Animals Bred:	157	Farms Harvested:	568
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Farms Harvested:	590
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Farms Harvested:	708	Secret Passages Found:	8
Votes:	4295	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Treasure Maps Found:	9

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	281
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Emeralds Found:	7710
Enchantments Applied:	132	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Emeralds Found:	1081
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5999	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com